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Friday 17 April 2015

This or That TAG

Hello!

I'm loving this blog everyday thing. I can't keep it u-p. NO WAY! But I'll definitely do it every holiday! Tell me in the comments if you've enjoyed the more frequent posts.

MAKEUP:
blush or bronzer - Blush
lip gloss or lipstick - Lipstickeye liner or mascara - Mascarafoundation or concealer - Concealerneutral or color eye shadow - Neutral for everyday but colour for makeup lookspressed or loose eye shadows - pressedbrushes or sponges- brushesNAILS:OPI or china glaze - China GlazeLong or short - ShortAcrylic or natural - NaturalBrights or darks - BrightsFlower or no flower - No flower I can't be bothered with that life!BODY:perfume or body splash - Body Splashlotion or body butter - Lotionbody wash or soap - Body Wash all the waylush or other bath company - other bath companyFASHION:jeans or sweat pants - Sweat pants are like comfy joggers right? Sweat pants.long sleeve of short - I like three quarter but short if I had to pick.dresses or skirts - Dresses although I don't wear them enough.
stripes or plaid - stripesflip flops or sandals - Sandals, flip flops hurt my feet.scarves or hats - Hats, I wouldn't be able to live without bobble hats.studs or dangly earrings - Studsnecklaces or bracelets - Necklaces they're less annoying.heels or flats - Flatscowboy boots or riding boots - Cowboyjacket or hoodie - Hoodieforever 21 or charlotte russe - Charlotte Russeabercombie or Hollister - Abercrombie is comfier. saks 5th or nordstrom - Never tried either.HAIR:curly or straight - Curlybun or ponytail - Pony tail I look horrific in a bunbobby pins or butterfly clips - Butterfly clipshair spray or gel - Hairspraylong or short - longlight or dark - lightside sweep bangs or full bangs - full bangsup or down - downRANDOM:Rain or shine - RainSummer or winter - WinterFall or spring - SpringChocolate or vanilla - VanillaEast coast or west coast - From the East so I have to say East.

Thursday 16 April 2015

7 deadly sins of beauty TAG

Hello

Seven deadly sins of beauty TAG..... oohhhh

1. GREED: What is your most inexpensive beauty item? What is your most expensive?
My most inexpensive beauty product is a £1 nail polish from MUA and a £2 melted lipstick from MUA if you want makeup. But my most expensive is a second hand (it wasn't used first) Estee Lauder lipstick in Lush Rose which retail at about the £20 mark.

2. WRATH: What beauty products do you have a love/hate relationship with? 

Bronzer and Blush. Sometimes they just make me look cakey or orange. Smetimes they don't want to come out onto the brush. Other times there so pigmented I just want to cry. Most of the time they crack in the pan. But they do complete a makeup look and without them my face would look flat.

3. GLUTTONY: What are your most delicious beauty products?

Delicious? Well my Estee Lauder lipstick tastes good and my MUA melted lipstick. But I also love the taste of the Maybelline Cherry Me baby lips and the Rimmel Kate Moss lipsticks.

4. SLOTH: What beauty product do you neglect, due to laziness?

I totally neglect my brows. I never fill them in because A. it takes waaay to long making them look natural and B. I have invisi- brows any way so all the colours of the brow spectrum just look weird on me.

5. PRIDE: What beauty product gives you the most self confidence?
Eyeshadow and mascara always make me feel really glamorous and confident. When I'm wearing lots of black and brown eyeshadow I just feel powerful.

6. LUST: What attributes do you find most attractive in a guy?

What? Why is this even in this TAG? This has nothing to do with anything.

7. ENVY: What items would you most like to receive as a gift?
 

I would love to get things like Bruise wheels and latex and contact lenses so I can make myself look even weirder than normal. Mum...... :)




Wednesday 15 April 2015

Would you Rather? I Beauty Edition

Hello?

I'm on my 3rd TAG and I hope your enjoying them. This one is actually my favourite to watch and read. Just me?

1.) Would you rather lose all of your mascaras, eyeliners, lipsticks, and lipglosses or lose all of your palettes and eyeshadows? 
Personally I only own 3 eyeshadow palettes but I literally swear by them. As I',m really into makeup and prostetics right now I am constantly using my palettes to create awesome looks. However I suppose they would be really easy to stalk up on as they are all pretty cheapy ones. I suppose all the colours are running low anyways. So I would probably loose all my palettes

2.) Would you rather chop off all your hair or never be able to cut it again?
Oh my this is a tricky one. OK lets look at the options here. So I cut off all my hair and I go bald and have to live through the long process of growing it back and the awkward bowl cut length. Or I never cut it again and end up with it flowing a mile and half away from me when I reach the age of 99. I'd rather cut it all off.

3.) Would you rather have a coral cheek or a pink cheek?
Coral all the way. I think they really suit my skin tone!

4.) If you had $1000 to spend, would you rather buy clothes or makeup?
I would definitely spend it on makeup. I would probably just go into Boots and MAC and Sephora buy everything in there and use it all on clients and shoots and create really cool looks.

5.) Would you rather apply lipstick as eyeliner, or eyeliner as lipstick?
If we're talking black eyeliner and red lipstick then I would probably say lipstick as eyeliner. I could probably pull of a really thick wing and just rock it. But if we are talking any colour of eyeliner I would just buy red and pink and nude ones and wear them as lip liner all over my lips.

6.) Would you rather only shop at MAC or Sephora?
Well I've been in both MAC and Sephora shops and I hate them both. Sephora is so big and full with things that I never know where to start and MAC shops normally hurt my eyes with the amount of crazy displays and there lip liner racks make my head hurt. But I would have to say Sephora because there are more brands in there that I can choose from even if it does take me a year and half to get through the whole shop.

7.) Would you rather only use one eyeshadow color or one lip color for the rest of your life?
One lip colour definitely. I don't really do lips anyways, If I had to choose one colour it would be a corally pink lipgloss just because I love that colour.

8.) Would you rather wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter?
Agh! I would say summer clothes in winter because I still wear jeans and jumpers in summer. I'm just that kinda gurl.

9.) Would you rather have dark nails or bright nails all year round?
Brights definitely. I just think they look so much better on my skin tone because I'm naturally tanned darks always make me look like I'm wearing bad fake tan for some odd reason.

10.) Would you rather give up your favorite lip product or your favorite eye product?
Favourite eye product (it's a brown eyeliner from Rimmel) because my favourite lip product is the lip balm from FatFace that isn't available any more. 

11.) Would you rather only be able to wear your hair in a ponytail or a messy bun?
Pony tail! You should see me in a bun. Actually you shouldn't it's not a pretty sight.

12.) Would your rather never be able to paint your nails again or never use lipgloss?
Never use lipgloss. I know I just said I would keep lipgloss over eyeshadow but I kind of hate the way nails look. They're just weird and creepy. 

13.) Would you rather shave your eyebrows and have none at all or sharpie them in everyday?
I practically have no eyebrows any ways so it wouldn't make much different and I could always draw them on.

14.) Would you rather live without makeup or nail polish?
I would rather live without nail polish. Damn I'm making no sense I just said I hate not wearing nail polish cos nails are weird but you can always have nail wraps and shellac. I don't think that's proper nail polish is it? And I love putting makeup on my face and dressing up so I would be rather bored without it.






Tuesday 14 April 2015

TMI TAG

Hello!

Another TAG. I love this TAG alot and all the answers to the questions have changed since the last time I did it. - check that out here


1: What are you wearing?
A new T-shirt from new look with flowers on it and my Gymnastics shorts (they are great for tanning because they are so short.

2: Ever been in love?
Bffft..... NO!

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
Hun, I haven't even had a boyfriend yet

4: How tall are you?
5,4 and a half

5: How much do you weigh?
I'm not sure but I'm healthy that's all that matters.

6: Any tattoos?
Nope. I don't really want one because when I grow old it'll be all wrinkly and, just imagine an old lady with a tattoo. Disturbing,

7: Any piercings?
My ears and I barely ever wear earings anyways so it doesn't count!

8: OTP?
Beauty and the Beast

9: Favorite show?
I like any sort of detective story. New Tricks is a good classic along wit h Jonathan Creek.

10: Favorite bands?
I'm not really an obsessive fan girl of any bands I'm more into solo artists.

11: Something you miss? .
Being friends with guys. I unfortunately have lost quite a few good friends to the whole "boys can't hang out with girls" thing that's going on.

12: Favorite song?
Almost there from the Princess and the Frog.

13: How old are you?
*censored*

14: Zodiac sign?
Capricorn I'm a December baby.

15: Quality you look for in a partner?
Genuinely a nice guy and he has to eat normally.

16: Favorite Quote?
Some people are worth melting for - Olaf

17: Favorite actor?
I like Helen a Bohnem Carter or Mike Myers for voice over.

18: Favorite colour?
Really bright Orange,

19: Loud music or soft?
Both I don't really care as long as its not out of tune.

20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
I always love the stairs but if that's not available then the bathroom because it has a lock and I can shower of everything.
21: How long does it take you to shower?
Anything from 2 minutes to 40.

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I would say on average about 40 minutes including showering if I really have to be somewhere. But sometimes I'll laze around and wash my face. Then laze around a bit more and get changed. And then eat something and then put my makeup on. It really does vary.

23: Ever been in a physical fight?
No but if I was I would win for sure.

24: Turn on?
Gymnastics

25: Turn off?
Guys who talk about girls all the time.

26: The reason I joined the Blogging Communtiy?
I love writing and beauty. Enough said.

27: Fears?
Waterfalls, Jupiter, Parties, Someone dying who you haven't made up with yet after a long time of fighting.

28: Last thing that made you cry?
A daydream I had. I daydream really vividly and most of the time there really sad daydreams. In this one my parents disowned me. Yeah it was pretty tough going.

29: Last time you said you loved someone?
Last night when I went to bed I said it to my mum.

30: Meaning behind your Blog Name?
I was always called Humphrey when I was a kid because I wouldn't respond to anything else and this blog is my own little world so the name fits.

31: Last book you read?
I recently finished the Death Cure from the Maze Runner series and it was really good.
32: The book you’re currently reading?
I'm now onto Arsenic for Tea.

33: Last show you watched?
The Next Step....... Yeah its a kids show but it's actually not bad!

34: Last person you talked to?
My sister. I just moaned at her to stop reading this blog!

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
My Dad. Thats pretty self explanatory
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36: Favorite food?
Fish Pie..... mmmmm

37: Place you want to visit?
I want to go to Tanzania and do some volunteering there.

38: Last place you were?
I went into town today to buy some things for my sisters Birthday.

39: Do you have a crush?
Nah every boy I know is an idiot.

40: Last time you kissed someone?
Two nights ago I kissed my mum when I went to bed.

41: Last time you were insulted?
I got some insults thrown at me by one of my friends the other day but it was jokingly.

42: Favorite flavor of sweet?
Coffee
43: What instruments do you play??
I can play violin and a bit of piano and I sing.

44: Favorite piece of jewlery?
I have a ring that looks like a zip that I really like but it doesn't fit. :(

45: Last sport you played?
I've been bouncing on the trampoline all day but I also played football with my lil brother the other day.

46: Last song you sang?
Everybody Dance by Chic

47: Favorite chat up line?
Hey.....Do you like Shrooms?

48: Have you ever used it?
Yeah all the time.

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
I went to the park on a picnic a few days ago.

50: Who should answer these questions next?
BeautySoup and DayDreamBeliever


Humphrey

Monday 13 April 2015

How much is my face worth? TAG

Hello!

Today I have a TAG for you guys as I'm not really in the review mood and I want to do something fun for this Spring period as its been so nice outside and I'm just in a good mood. This week I'm going to be posting a TAG everyday (hopefully) as I feel like I've sort of given up on my blog a bit and I love doing TAGs so hopefully I'll get back into the swing of things!

The how much is my face worth TAG basically is a makeup tutorial of my everyday makeup and then I add up all the prices at the end and see how much money I put on my face on a daily basis.

Before we start I just want to say that I don't wear any high end makeup (cos I'm broke) so this won't be the craziest amount of money. I predict around the £30 mark... I hope.

For moisturiser I use the E45 moisturiser which gives me a really fresh glow all over my face.
This costs £4.49 from Boots

Then I apply the Loreal True Match Concealer in Vanilla and the Loreal True Match Concealer in Natural Beige. I apply these under the eyes and on my nose just to conceal any dark circles and my hideous black heads.
These cost £6.99 each from Boots. Which is £13.98 in total.

I normally move onto eyes then and this varies from day to day but I would say I use the Makeup Academy heaven and earth palette more than anything else on my eyes. I normally apply a matte neutral brown and a sparkly cream onto my eyelids just to add a bit of something.
This costs £4 from Superdrug.

For eyeliner I use the Collection Extreme 24 hour felt tip liner in black. I just apply a thin strip across my upper lash line.
This costs £2.99 from Boots.

For Mascara I use the Maxfactor Masterpiece mascara in black brown and I apply one - two coats of this focusing mainly on my outer lashes.
This costs £9.99 from Boots

Its not gonna be under £30 is it?

For blush I use the Natural Collection Blush in Peach Melba really lightly.
This costs £1.99 from Boots

Rimmel Stay Matte powder is obviously the next on the list.
This costs £3.99 from Boots 

Finally I use some lip-balm on my lips just to keep them soft all day. I've recently been loving the Maybelline Baby Lips for a tint of colour.
These cost £2.99 from Boots

And the total cost is (without brushes or foundation)

£44.42

WOW... Thats alot of money to me. I mean some peoples totals are £200 odd but I can't even deal with this.

Plus foundation and brushes?

Rimmel Wake me up foundation - £8.99 Boots
Real Techniques Duo Fiber Brush Set - £23.99 Boots 

Total

£77.40 ........................


Well we all found out something today. Even if you buy really cheap drugstore products you end up with alot of money on your face.








Sunday 5 April 2015

What's going on

Hello !!

I kinda wunna explain what's going on.

My posts have been crappy recently
I am not as into blogging as I was before I lost it for some time
I'm trying to get back into it but for now I can't guarantee a post every week anymore. I am approaching the year mark for my blog so I'm obviously just on a slump which is understandable. But I am really trying to get my blogging mojo back

I promise I'll get back to normal xxxxx